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Jeb Took Care of Business
(Sung to the tune of "Takin' Care Of Business" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive)
Guest song parody by skisics surus, skisics@yahoo.com

(instrumental intro)

Get up election morning
Your alarm clock's warning
Head by 6:15 to your county
There's a long line up in front
And people anxious; they're excited
The officials, at tables just sitting
And as your turn grows near
You can vote and make them hear
Then confusion sets in; you want your say
The officials get annoyed
After all, they're state-employed
They won't help out with nothing all day

'Cause we know Jeb took care of business... election day
Jeb took care of business... every way
We know Jeb took care of business... undermined
Jeb took care of business... and robbed your vote this time...

Thrown out!

(instrumental break)

It's easy, vote fixin'
You don't need a magician
Tossed out ballots - no one's gonna bellow
Use a second-hand machine
And you'll get away clean
'Cause Bush wins with the Right bunch of fellows
No one sees you having fun
Tossin' out Gore votes when done
Just tell them that Bush likes it this way
Bush's loss they must avoid
'Cause they're all Bush-employed
They love to hinder voters all day

'Cause we know Jeb took care of business... election day
Jeb took care of business... every way
We know Jeb took care of business... you're undermined
Jeb took care of business... and robbed your vote this time...

Rejected, Jeb don't mind.

(instrumental solo)

(Jeb:)
Take good care... of my brother...
Put Gore away, election day, whoo!

Get up election morning
Your alarm clock's warning
Head by 6:15 to your county
There's a long line up in front
And people anxious; they're excited
And the officials, they are just sitting
And as your turn grows near
You can vote and make them hear
Then confusion sets in; you want your say
The officials get annoyed
After all, they're state employed
They won't help out with nothing all day

'Cause we know Jeb took care of business... election day
Jeb took care of business... every way
We know Jeb took care of business... you're undermined
Jeb took care of business... and robbed your vote this time...

Rejected, Jeb don't mind..

Jeb took care of business...
Jeb took care of business...
Jeb took care of business...
Jeb took care of business...
Jeb took care of business...


Here's another version of this song parody: Welfare For Big Business
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