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Jenna No. 5
(Sung to the tune of "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(instrumental intro)

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride
To the liquor store around the corner
The girls say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna
Beer bust like I had last week
I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap
I like Angelica, Pamela, Sandra and Julia
And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter
So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
To me drinking is just like a sport
Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet

A little bit of brandy in my life
A little bit of vodka by my side
A little bit of wine is all I need
A little bit of rye is what I see
A little bit of whisky in the sun
A little bit of cognac all night long
A little bit of rum and coke here I am
A little bit of 'em makes me a drunk

(instrumental break)

Jump up and down go and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hands on the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this then you're doing it right

A little bit of brandy in my life
A little bit of vodka by my side
A little bit of wine is all I need
A little bit of rye is what I see
A little bit of whisky in the sun
A little bit of cognac all night long
A little bit of rum and coke here I am
A little bit of 'em makes me a drunk

(instrumental break)

A little bit of brandy in my life
A little bit of vodka by my side
A little bit of wine is all I need
A little bit of rye is what I see
A little bit of whisky in the sun
A little bit of cognac all night long
A little bit of rum and coke here I am
A little bit of 'em makes me a drunk

I drink 'em all
Fall in love with booze like those
'Cause you can't run and you can't hide
Brews and me gonna touch the sky...


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