Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?

Bush woke up from his nap the same way
Got a call from Kenny Lay
He said "I need a bailout by tonight
So I can cash out and walk away"

Stocks staggered down to the lower ground
The money gone into thin air
Bush remembers chewin' pretzels around
And faintin' in his chair

(Chorus:)
Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
'Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

Bush says he didn't help Enron.
The press backs his new spin.
Bush sounded just like a lying clown.
Says Lay was Richard's friend.
 

Truth dragged out And Bush showed up. And looks bad for Kenny Lay. Shredding all of the oil plans? How to hide crimes  Any other way. Who are you? Ooh wa ooh wa  Ooh wa ooh wa ... Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who?

Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
'Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

Bush knows there's a place he walked.
Where cash falls from the trees.
But now Enron is broken up.
Lay should now fall right on his knees.

This spills out of the sewer hole.
Gone Reagonomic bliss.
How can Bush measure up to anyone now.
After such a fraud as this?

Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
'Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

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