(instrumental intro)

I love him, he loves me.
Homosexuality;
Walking down the aisle
Makes right wingers all bray.
Bush can't make us go away!

I love her, she loves me.
Our idol is Ms. Rosie.
Some guys think we're hot,
But we're chapstick lesbians.
Shrub's plan can't turn us around!

I love him, he loves me
Without femininity
While it's legal
To still have a wedding day,
Before Bushies get their way.

I love her, she loves me
Our idol is Ms. KD.
We're called diesel-dykes,
And not earth-mother types.
Right wing loonies are asswipes.

(repeat all verses then fade)

Copyright © 2004 by Alvin Dover
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