Wait!  Oh yes, wait a minute, Mister Postman.
Wait, wait, Mister Postman...

Mister Postman, look and see.
You got a letter in your bag for me?
Put on those gloves, take your time.
Make sure there's no powder so fine.

There must be no spores today.
Why do you hold it so far away?
Please, Mister Postman, look and see
If there's a letter, a letter for me.
I been standing here waiting, Mister Postman,
So patiently...
For just a card or just a letter.
"Normality" returns to home of the free...

Mister Postman, look and see.
You got a letter in your bag for me?
Put on those gloves, take your time.
Make sure there's no powder so fine.

(instrumental break)

So many days you passed me by.
See the fear, looking in my eye.
You didn't stop to make me feel better.
By leaving me a card or a letter.

Mister Postman, look and see.
You got a letter in your bag for me?
Put on those gloves, take your time.
Make sure there's no powder so fine.

Got to irradiate, irradiate it!
Irradiate, irradiate it!
Ooh, Mister Postman...
You gotta check it and see, one more time for me...

Wait...
Wait...
Wait...
Disinfect my letter, the sooner the better!

Wait...

(fade)

Copyright © 2002 by Skisics Surus
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