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Your Name's Bob
(Former Sen. Dole, now Mr. Viagra)
(Sung to the tune of "You're A God" by Vertical Horizon)
Guest song parody by S.T.G.

(instrumental intro)

He's got to be honest. He's not like Bush.
He was boring, but now he's okay.
He's been in commercials, so.
I guess he could be a candidate.

But never again.
No.
Oh won't go for it again.

His name's Bob,
And mine is not.
And he was the candidate.
His name's Bob.
And Dole is not.
Gonna be the new president.

His name is Bob Dole, he gets around.
He wasn't from the North, he comes straight from down town.
He was opposite of evil, so.
The USA is so dumb already, oh.

Never again,
No.
He'll never again.

His name's Bob,
And mine is not.
And he was the candidate.
His name's Bob.
And Dole is not.
Gonna be the new president.

I gotta be honest.
Republicans know.
That Bobby was good, but that's not right.
Billy wasn't baldin', no.
I just hope he can have a kid, like George.
Right now.

Never again.
No!
No, never again.

His name's Bob,
And mine is not.
And he was the candidate.
His name's Bob.
And Dole is not.
Gonna be the new president.
His name's Bob,
And mine is not.
And he was the candidate.
His name's Bob.
And Dole is not.
Gonna be the new president.


Copyright © 2000 by S.T.G.
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