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The Obnoxious Right Wing Nazi Pig Dog From Missouri
(Sung to the tune of "“The Boogie-Woogie Bugle Boy,” by the Andrews Sisters)
Guest song parody by Attmay

(instrumental intro)

He was an evil right-wing governor down Missouri way,
He lied about his voting records every day.
He is a redneck, plain and true.
If the economy faltered then he would blame the Jews.

He might be A.G. soon, a Dubya appointee,
This obnoxious right-wing Nazi pig dog from Missouri.

He ran for Congress but lost to a stiff, of course.
He slandered Ronnie White and still has no remorse.
He is a one-man fascist band.
Makes ol’ Newt Gingrich look liberal, like Barbra Streisand.

And now the senators jump upon this appointee,
The obnoxious right-wing Nazi pig dog from Missouri.

A coot, like Newt; I hope that he gets the boot.
He thinks Lincoln was bad; oh what a fascist!
I hope that his hatred blows right up in his face when he crashes.
And now the senators jump upon this appointee,
The obnoxious right-wing Nazi pig dog from Missouri.

What an obnoxious right-wing Nazi pig dog from Missouri.
He wouldn’t know compassion if it bit him in the butt or hit him in the
knee.
I’m glad the senators jumped upon this appointee,
The obnoxious right-wing Nazi pig dog from Missouri.

A coot, like Newt; I hope that he gets the boot.
He thinks Lincoln was bad; oh what a fascist!
I hope that his hatred blows right up in his face when he crashes.
And now the senators jump upon this appointee,
The obnoxious right-wing Nazi pig dog from Missouri.



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