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I Can't Find No Hidden Weapons
(Sung to the tune of  "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction") by The Rolling Stones)
Guest song parody by Patrick Henry D'Sant

(As sung by United Nations arms inspector Hans Blix)

(instrumental intro)

I can't find no hidden weapons.
I can't find no hidden weapons.
'Cause I try, and I try, and I try, and I try...
I can't find no...I can't find no...

When I'm searchin' near and far, and then Bush comes on the radio.
Keeps sayin' has more and more classified information,
Supposed to help my investigation.
I can't find no...
Oh, no, no, no.
Hey, hey, hey...
That's what I say...

I can't find no hidden weapons.
I can't find no hidden weapons.
'Cause I try, and I try, and I try, and I try...
I can't find no... I can't find no...

When I'm searchin' factories, and Frat Boy comes on and tell me
How pointless I'll be.
But, he can't be trusted 'cause he doesn't share
Any secret files with me.
I can't find no...
Oh, no, no, no...
Hey, hey, hey...
That's what I say...

I can't find no hidden weapons.
I can't find no hidden weapons.
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't find no, I can't get no

When I'm workin' for the world.
And inspectin' this and checkin' out that.
And I'm tryin' to find some germs, they tell me.
Bush says, better find some maybe next week.
'Cause you see he's on a losing streak.

I can't find no...
Oh, no, no, no...
Hey, hey, hey...
That's what I say....

I can't find no...
I can't find no...
I can't find no hidden weapons, no hidden weapons
No hidden weapons, no hidden weapons...


Here's an alternate version of this parody: Starr Can't Get No Satisfaction
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