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Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie No Job-Secure Economy
(Sung to the tune of "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" by Bryan Hyland)
Guest song parody by Michael Pacholek

(instrumental intro)

Bump, bump, bump, bump, ba-dump-bump-bump-bump-bump!

She was afraid to come out of her bedroom.
She was as nervous as she could be.
She was afraid to come out of her bedroom.
'Cause a chance she'd get fired, she'd see.

Two, three, four, tell the people why she's sore!

It was an itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie, no-job-secure economy.
That we've had since Bush first came our way!
An itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie, no-job-secure economy;
So in her bedroom she wanted to stay!

Two, three, four, stick around, we'll tell you more!

Bump, bump, bump, bump, ba-dump-bump-bump-bump-bump!

Now, she's afraid to go out into traffic,
'Cause health insurance, she just can't afford.
Yeah, she's afraid to go out into traffic,
'Cause the profits her boss gets to hoard.

Two, three, four, tell the people why she's sore!

It was an itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie, no-job-secure economy
That we've had since Bush first came our way!
An itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie, no-job-secure economy
So out of traffic she wanted to stay!

Two, three, four, stick around, we'll tell you more!

Bump, bump, bump, bump, ba-dump-bump-bump-bump-bump!

Now she's afraid to go into his office
And I wonder what she's gonna do?
Now her boss, he comes out of his office
And it looks like at work she is through!

Two, three, four, laid-off people, add one more!

Because of itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie, no-job-secure economy
That we've had since Bush first came our way!
An itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie, no-job-secure economy
And she's become unemployed today!

From the bedroom to the traffic
She knew just what was in store!
Now she's just treading water!
Vote Democratic in '04!



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