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No Shrubs
(Sung to the tune of "No Scrubs" by TLC)
Guest song parody by Caitlin, Falaren@aol.com

A shrub is a man who needs his dad
Is also known as "Dubya"
Always hiding from DUIs
And mocked out on SNL

So no, I don't want your money
No, I don't wanna vote for you
And no, I don't like serial killers
No, I don't want guns in schools

And no, I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in
I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in

The shrub has got a plan
His advisors made him see
That we don't need Social Security
Cuz the GOP's class
And eldery are trash
Why help them with their meds?

So no, I don't want your money
No, I don't wanna vote for you
And no, I don't like serial killers
No, I don't want guns in schools
And no, I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in
I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in

Shrub's got a car, it pollutes-
Oh yes, Bush, I'm talking to you

Ruined Texas with your laws
Oh yes, Bush, I'm talking to you

"Compassionate"-
But kills legally

Wanna rule my land
Without guns banned-
Oh no, I don't want no
No shrubs
No shrubs
No shrubs
No shrubs

So no, I don't want your money
No, I don't wanna vote for you
And no, I don't like serial killers
No, I don't want guns in schools
And no, I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in
I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in


Copyright © 2000 by Caitlin, Falaren@aol.com - whose web site is The Unofficial Star Wars Filk Book
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