(instrumental break)

(Chorus:)
If each word isn't spelled out for him on a cue card,
He'll say something so dumb, that his handlers will groan.
I don't care what they say, people know Shrub is not bright.
All his handlers don't trust him to do things alone.

My friend now wishes he could vote again (a second chance),
But we're stuck 'til '04, all victims of circumstance.
Bush and his throng... may not last long.
They all suppress his crime, and hide from prime time.

We know Bush is in bed with Big Oil, through their big bucks.
We know Bush is just pitching his Star Wars for greed.
All his handlers will spin "Bush is great" - we know he sucks.
Through his tax cuts, the millionaires are whom he'll feed.

(instrumental break)

If each word isn't spelled out for him on a cue card,
He'll say something so dumb, that his handlers will groan.
I don't care what they say, people know Shrub is not bright.
All his handlers don't trust him to do things alone.

My friend now wishes he could vote again (a second chance),
But we're stuck 'til '04, all victims of circumstance.
Bush and his throng... may not last long.
They all suppress his crime, and hide from prime time.

We know Bush is in bed with Big Oil, through their big bucks.
We know Bush is just pitching his Star Wars for greed.
All his handlers will spin "Bush is great" - we know he sucks.
Through his tax cuts, the millionaires are whom he'll feed.

(instrumental fade)

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