Tears are falling down like
Endless rain into a paper cup.
I want to lay the blame
Somewhere, on Smirk, on Muslims everywhere.
Scenes of sorrow, scenes of hope,
Keep passing by my reddened eyes
Disheartening, empowering me.

Nine-eleven horror! Ohhhh
Nothing's gonna be the same
Nothing's gonna be the same
Nothing's gonna be the same
Nothing's gonna be the same

Some reporter asked the king of
Jordan if this would have happened if
Administration policies were like they were last year.
King Abdullah clearly
Didn’t want to blame His Fraudulence
Wants only to support
the USA, to offer what he can.

Nine-eleven horror! Ohhhh
Nothing's gonna be the same
Nothing's gonna be the same
Nothing's gonna be the same
Nothing's gonna be the same

All the world is reaching out
Expressing horror, pledging help.
Applauding all the volunteers,
Stunned and fearful, Smirky stares in
To the cameras, like a deer in headlights.
Tries to tell us that he’ll get the terrorists.

Nine-eleven horror! Ohhhh
Nothing's gonna be the same
Nothing's gonna be the same
Nothing's gonna be the same
Nothing's gonna be the same
Nine-eleven horror!
Nine-eleven horror!
Nine-eleven horror!

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