Not
Strong Enough
(Sung to the tune of "Strong Enough" by Sheryl Crow)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover,
alvindover@hotmail.com
(instrumental intro)
Duh-ba-you, why fly to China?
Your head ain't right, worse than a panda.
Our two guys dead in "Enduring Freedom"
Why not stay around and be our man?
With anthrax scare and you're not here
Wish you don't get infected there
You're still the same, nothing's change
On you're way back, take our spy plane
Duh-ba-you...
In '04, won't repeat.
Duh-ba-you...
Election, cannot steal.
Your smirking face we love to hate.
Dick make the rules up as you wait.
It's try and try but you can't succeed.
You're not strong enough to be our pResident.
Duh-ba-you...
In '04, you'll not win.
Duh-ba-you...
You'll be outta here!
You've always shown that you don't care.
In times like these, not always here.
The country's surplus, it's almost gone.
Because of your tax cuts, we swear upon!
Duh-ba-you...
Can't win, won't repeat.
Duh-ba-you...
You'll be out on the street!...
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