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Nude Photos
(Sung to the tune of "Moonshadow" by Cat Stevens)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com

Refrain:
Laura's bein' followed by her nude photos,
Nude photos, nude photos
Posted on the net are her nude photos,
Nude photos, nude photos.

And if she ever scolds callers,
Calls them names,tells them off,
Oh, if she ever scolds callers,
That shouldn't seem...
To work... no more.

And if she ever calls them whores,
If she yells, makes them cry,
Yes, if she ever calls them whores,
They wo-o-on't... have to cry no more.

(repeat refrain)

And if she ever tries to nag,
Ask if she moaned, and did she beg,
Yes, if she ever tries to nag,
She wo-o-on't ne-e-ed to nag no more.

And if she ever shuts her mouth,
Grits her teeth,admit her faults,
Yes, if she ever shuts her mouth,
'Cause she has no ro-oo-oom... to talk

Did it take long to find them?
Just check the internet.
Did it take long to find them?
And is she gonna stay the uptight?

(repeat refrain)

Nude photos, nude photos, nude photos, nude photos.


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