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A Pain In The Ass
(Sung to the tune of "Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


As sung by pResident Bush, following his colonoscopy procedure:

(instrumental intro)

Through the 25th Amendment,
Transferred power to my Veep.
While I was under sedation.
Cheney gets to rule the throne.
Dick... Cheney, gets to rule the throne.

Colonoscopy is a... real pain in the ass.
Colonoscopy is a... real pain in the ass.

Through the 25th Amendment,
Transferred power to my Veep.
While I was under sedation.
Cheney gets to rule the throne.
Dick... Cheney, gets to rule the throne.

Colonoscopy is a... real pain in the ass.
Colonoscopy is a... real pain in the ass.

(instrumental break)

Colonoscopy is a... real pain in the ass.
Colonoscopy is a... real pain in the ass.

Spoken during instrumental:
Doctor!  Don't do that again!
Doctor!  Don't do that again!
You're not gonna repeat with that piece of tubing?
Not with that piece of tubing!  You're gonna repeat?!
Hey, I'm still one of the Bushes!  So, please!
Hey, I'm still one of the Bushes!  So, please!


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