Payback Parodies

Payback: Parody Wars
Boot Newt responds to the Bushies & Dittoheads at AmIRight

I've submitted over 900 of my political song parodies to Chuck Grosvenor's song parody web site, AmIRight.com, whose site content is composed entirely by outside contributors, many of whom are dittoheads and Bushies, who seemed to foam at the mouth on their site messageboard about my parodies. What is it about right-wingers who can't write a coherent argument, much less a song parody in support of their Republican heroes? The best they were able to do was write personal attack (ad hominem) parodies directed personally at me. Having written over 900 song parodies making fun of real Republican politicians, did these dittohead nobodies think I couldn't return their fire? I not only wrote and sent in payback parodies, I sometimes used the song tune they used to write another anti-Bush parody. Chuck Grosvenor has since declared a moratorium on any further ad hominem parodies, so I've gathered up all the links (the Boot Newt versions of my payback songs have MIDI) on this page - enjoy the "war" of words which I've posted here. :-)

Dittohead Antagonist	Attack at AmIRight	Boot Newt reply (MIDI)	As posted at AmIRight
Michael Florio	Dumb Jerks	Michael Florio	Michael Florio
Michael Florio	William Tong	What This Fool Believes (Florio's Folly)	What This Fool Believes (Florio's Folly)
Michael Florio	JackAss (William Tong's Story)	Mike Shot His Mouth Off	Mike Shot His Mouth Off
Billy Florio	William Tong's Story	Florio	Florio
"Elliot Lurie" (fake name)	Willie, We Grow Weary (Ode to William Tong)	Elliot Lurie Cheney (You Run Shrub's World)	Elliot Lurie Cheney (You Run Shrub's World)
"Sioux Denim" (fake name)	If You Want To Know My Reasons	Wake Up, Little Sioux D.	Wake Up, Little Sioux D.
"Sioux Denim" (fake name)	Obsession	Oh, Sioux Denim	Oh, Sioux Denim
Ian Bowden	"Its (William Tong's) Party And He'll Cry If He Wants To"	Ka-Rokey Kid	Ka-Rokey Kid
Rice Cube & Watt Daddy (fake names)	Willie's Song (He's Not Funny)	Who's Watt Daddy? Dummy's Song	Who's Watt Daddy? Dummy's Song
Malcolm Higgins sex-obsessed pro-GOP Canadian - click on his name to see why	Oh Not Another William Tong Song	I Thank You (Ode to the Bushies at Amiright)	I Thank You (Ode to the Bushies)
Malcolm Higgins sex-obsessed pro-GOP Canadian - click on his name to see why	A Tong One	I Thank You (Ode to the Bushies at Amiright)	I Thank You (Ode to the Bushies)
Malcolm Higgins sex-obsessed pro-GOP Canadian - click on his name to see why	Silly Willy	HeWrites His Smut	He Writes His Smut
Malcolm Higgins sex-obsessed pro-GOP Canadian - click on his name to see why "Jared" "Captain Cleghorn"	From Tong No More Tongbashing Tong Warp	They Bitch & They Whine The Ditto Sheep Can't Fight One They'd Shout Me Down	They Bitch & They Whine The Ditto Sheep Can't Fight One They'd Shout Me Down
"William Tong's Clone" (a half-baked one, no doubt)	amiright.com	My Evil Clone He Thinks He's My Clone Now	My Evil Clone He Thinks He's My Clone Now
"Bubba"	Everybody Be Wrong Tonight (Everybody Bill Tong Tonight)	Bubba, Don't Screech	Bubba, Don't Screech
Tim Simning	Bill Tong	Simning	Simning

A snide right wing nobody named John LeValley signed my Guestbook. After I wrote a parody about him in reply, he had a big fit and wrote a long rant, which I rebutted in the Hate Mail Page.

John LeValley
(Sung to the tune of "Red River Valley")

To be fair, some AmIRight authors actually wrote parody tributes to yours truly:

Tribute Author	Original Song Lyrics	BootNewt version w/ MIDI	Parody posted at AmIRight
Michael M. Williams	She's Not There	It's Not Fair	It's Not Fair
S.T.G.	My Letter		Tongbashers
Sharon Krebs	The Thong Song	The Tong Song	The Tong Song
Becky Donoghue-Rick	Don't Speak	Don't Speak That Way About William Tong	Don't Speak That Way About William Tong
Matthwala Quincy Ishmael	Somewhere I Belong		Ode To William Tong
Merry & Pippen	Jean	Tong	Tong

Thanks, Michael, S.T.G., Sharon, Becky, Matthwala, and Merry & Pippen!

NON-POLITICAL SONG PARODIES

A number of the dittoheads whined on the AmIRight messageboard that I couldn't write any parodies other than political ones. Is that so? Here are loads of non-political song parodies that I've written:

Yanks Started To Choke
Parody about the epic collapse of the New York Yankees, who blew a 3 games to none
playoff lead to the eventual 2004 World Series champions, the Boston Red Sox
(Sung to the tune of "I Started A Joke" by the Bee Gees)

Cell Phone With Range
As sung by a frustrated cell phone user
(Sung to the tune of "Home On The Range")

Elevator
As sung by a frustrated worker in a high rise office building
(Sung to the tune of "Operator" by Jim Croce)

Touched A Foul Ball That Had Come My Way
Inspired by the Cubs fan who touched a foul ball during Game 6 of the 2003 NLCS playoffs
(Sung to the tune of "While Strolling Through The Park One Day")

Take Him Out Of The Brawl Game
Inspired by the Game 3 Yankees-Red Sox brawl during the 2003 ALCS playoffs
(Sung to the tune of "Take Me Out To The Ball Game")

Yankees This Year Lost Their Magic
Inspired by the 2001 Arizona Diamondbacks' Game 7 win over the hated New York Yankees
(Sung to the tune of "Magic" by Olivia Newton-John)

You Got A Smell On You
(Sung to the tune of "I Put A Spell On You" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Beef Is Low-Cal
A radio jingle that could have been written by the beef industry
(Sung to the tune of "Buffalo Gals")

Don't Download Again
Satire about the greedy music industry's lawsuits against individual music downloaders
(Sung to the tune of "On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson)

R.I.A.A.
Satire about the greedy Record Industry Assn. of America's lawsuits against individual music downloaders
(Sung to the tune of "YMCA" by The Village People)

They Swiped Our Songs
Satire about the greedy Record Industry Assn. of America's lawsuits against individual music downloaders
(Sung to the tune of "I Write The Songs" by Barry Manilow)

Ground Fog
As sung by a panicky airline passenger
(Sung to the tune of "Hound Dog" by Elvis Presley)

Weight Gain
(Sung to the tune of "Freight Train" by Elizabeth Cotton)

Take Me Out of The Ballgame
(Sung to the tune of "Take Me Out To The Ballgame")

He Flopped At Karaoke
(Sung to the tune of "On Top Of Old Smoky")

Spock's Logical Song
As sung by Star Trek's Mr. Spock
(Sung to "The Logical Song" by Supertramp)

Let's Do Some Boozin'
(Sung to the tune of "Dance To The Music" by Sly & The Family Stone)

Played By Walken
a parody tribute to actor, singer, dancer, and comedian Christopher Walken
(Sung to the tune of "These Boots Were Made For Walkin' " by Nancy Sinatra)

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