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Poor People
(Sung to the tune of "Short People" by Randy Newman)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com
(Sung by Bush and the GOP:)

Poor people got... no reason
Poor people got... no reason
Poor people got... no reason to live
They got idle hands
And beady eyes
And they walk around
Committing awful crimes

They got little money
Can't grease our wheels
They only good for
Cleaning up after meals
Well, we... don't want no poor people
Don't want no poor people
Don't want no poor people
'Round here
 

(Sung by the Democrats:)

Poor people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)
 

(GOP sings:)

Poor people got... no money
Poor people got... no money
Poor people got... no money
To give
They got too many babies
And we hate them so
You got to lock 'em up
'Cause they are so low

They got rusty cars
That are heap, heap, heaps
Got no voice with us
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby, dirty fingers
They can't play no golf
Always wanting family time off
Well, we don't want no poor people
Don't want no poor people
Don't want no poor people
'Round here



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