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Poor, Poor Pill-ful Me
(Sung to the tune of "Poor, Poor Pitiful Me" by Warren Zevon, as recorded by Linda Ronstadt )
Guest song parody by Dan Morra

As sung by Rush Limbaugh, the drug addict:

(instrumental intro)

Yes, I made my bread slammin' Democrats,
Saying they don't think like me.
Now I look like a hypocrite.
Poor, poor pill-full me.

Poor, poor pill-ful me.
Poor, poor pill-ful me.
Dittoheads made me wealthy.
George have mercy on me;
So stoned is me.

I just lost my gig on that football show,
'Cause I don't like blacks.
Because no one knows all the things I know,
Or how I distort the facts.

Spew my bile on the radio.
And suckers put their faith in me,
Now the emperor has no clothes.
I'm as mad as I can be.

Poor, poor pill-ful me,
Poor, poor pill-ful me,
Dittoheads made me wealthy
George have mercy on me --
So stoned is me.

(instrumental break)

Poor, poor pill-ful me,
Poor, poor pill-ful me,
Dittoheads made me wealthy
George have mercy on me.
So stoned is me.

I once thought that I was bulletproof;
What I said should be law.
Now I'm forced to see the truth:
God I'm not, that's my flaw.

Poor, poor pill-ful me,
Poor, poor pill-ful me,
Dittoheads made me wealthy
George have mercy on me.
So stoned is me.

Poor, poor pill-ful me.
Poor, poor pill-ful me.


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