My son's an "aloof-ist"
Some say he's a doofus
Who'd never get anywhere
I lift him and fluff him
I fill him and stuff him 
Or he'd never get anywhere

Does anyone care if he's a risk?
Enough of exams, understand?
I like his behavior
As the right wing savior
For Poppy the Senior Bush

I'm Poppy the Senior Bush
Stop kicking George Dubya's tush
Gore's votes we'll diminish
Or my boy is finished
I'm Poppy the Senior Bush