Putin Popped A Stitch

Putin Popped A Stitch
(Sung to the tune of "Puttin' On The Ritz" by Taco)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com

(instrumental intro)

Did you see that meeting, too?
Bush gave Putin a good review?
Knows his soul from one affair,
While Putin kicks... Bush's derriere?

Chats and laughs up his collar,
Hoping for a few billion dollars.
Spending every dime,
Gave Bush his party line!

Photo caption by Darrell Decker

Bush has no clue, and he don't know,
Where to go to, why did George go?
K.G.B. tricks?
Putin popped a stitch!

Different types, Bush just likes play,
Putin hides stripes, good guy today,
Will give George fits.
Putin popped a stitch!

Bush thinks he's a battle-hardened trooper,
Putin will make him look just like a loser.
Super-loser!

Putin signed treaty with China,
Still wars with Chechnya,
Makes Bush his bitch.
Putin popped a stitch!

A.B.M. treaty rejected by the clown and Condi,
Both misfits.
Putin popped a stitch!

Putin will make Bush seem the heavy,
As he declares his people happy.
His press is clamping down!

Bush declares he's just topped him,
As Putin and China, guns a-swapping,
Weapons shipped.
He makes Bush his bitch.

With K.G.B. tricks.
Yes...Putin pooped a stitch!!

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