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Let's Rattle Tom DeLay
(Sung to the tune of "That'll Be the Day" by Buddy Holly/Linda Ronstadt) 
Let's rattle Tom DeLay, let's give it a try.
Let's battle Tom DeLay, for being so sly.
He thinks he can deceive us, and sell us a lie.
Let's rattle Tom Delay and spit in his eye!

Let's rattle Tom DeLay, let's give it a try.
Let's battle Tom DeLay, for being so sly.
He thinks he can deceive us, and sell us a lie.
Let's rattle Tom Delay and spit in his eye!

Well, he's pushing and shoving, and he's scandal-loving.
And his thugs are kissing all his money, too.
He's dumb as the Bush Baby.
This former bug man's crazy.
Hear him say what he will do.

Let's rattle Tom DeLay, let's give it a try.
Let's battle Tom DeLay, for being so sly.
He thinks he can deceive us, and sell us a lie.
Let's rattle Tom DeLay and spit in his eye.

(instrumental break)

They were stupid from the start,
And rotten in the heart.
Republicans weren't smart,
With their impeachment coup.
And they all loudly wailed.
By Election Day,
They'll all be through!

Let's rattle Tom DeLay, let's give it a try.
Let's battle Tom DeLay, for being so sly.
He thinks he can deceive us, and sell us a lie.
Let's rattle Tom DeLay and spit in his eye!

(instrumental break)

Hey, let's rattle Tom DeLay... woo, woo-hoo!
Let's rattle Tom DeLay, woo-oo, hoo hoo!
Let's rattle Tom DeLay, woo, woo-hoo!
Let's rattle Tom DeLay and spit in his eye!

(instrumental ending)


Here's another Tom DeLay song parody: "DeLay" (Today)
Copyright © 1999 by Wm. K. Tong

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