Read My Pet Goat

Read "My Pet Goat"
As Michael Moore's documentary "Fahrenheit 911" showed, dumbfounded Bush remained for 7 long minutes in a Florida classroom on 9/11/01 and continued to read a children's book, "My Pet Goat" after being informed by Andrew Card, who whispered in his ear that the World Trade Towers had been attacked.
(Sung to the tune of "A White Sport Coat (And a Pink Carnation) by Marty Robbins)

(instrumental intro)

Read "My Pet Goat," with no quick summation.
Bush messed up, was in a trance.
Read "My Pet Goat," with no quick summation.
Acting alone, took no chance.

We haven't too long to go;
To the polls, to end his show.
He's deranged of mind, it seems;
Fooled himself and sold war dreams.

Read "My Pet Goat," with no quick summation.
Hides from the truth, he's screwed.
Bush messed up, was in a trance.
Acting alone, took no chance.

We haven't too long to go;
To the polls, to end his show.
He's deranged of mind, it seems;
Fooled himself and sold war dreams.

Read "My Pet Goat," with no quick summation.
Hides from the truth, he's screwed.

Dazed, confused Bush reading "My Pet Goat" on 9/11/01

Here's are other versions of this parody:
Big Lies, Swift Boat Vets' Misinformation
The Right Can't Gloat
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