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Reelin' Rush
(Sung to the tune of "Reelin' And A-Rockin' " by Chuck Berry)
Guest song parody by Darrell Decker

As sung by Rush Limbaugh, the doper

(instrumental intro)

Sometimes I will, then again, I think I won't.
Sometimes I will, then again, I think I won't.
Sometimes I do, then again, I think I won't.

Well, I looked at my watch; it was 9:21.
I was popping my pills, having nothing but fun.
I was rollin'... reelin' and a-rockin'.
I was reelin' and a-rockin' and rollin' 'til the break of dawn.

Well, I looked at my watch; it was 9:22.
I'm not sharin' my pills with you.
I'm rollin... reelin' and a-rockin'...

Well, I looked at my watch; it was 9:43.
And everytime I'd spin, they were lookin' at me
'Cause I was reelin'... reelin' and a-rockin'...

Well, I looked at my watch; it was 9:54.
I told my maid, "Woman, get me some more!"
Hey, I'm rollin'... reelin' and a-rockin'...

Well, I looked at my watch; it was 10:05.
Man, I didn't know if I was dead or alive!
But I was rollin'... reelin' and a-rockin'...

Well, I looked at my watch; it was 9:26.
I hope my maid scored, so I can get my kicks.
I want to be reelin'... reelin' and a-rockin'

Well, I looked at my watch; it was 10:28.
I better get some Oxy before it gets too late.
So I can be reelin'... reelin' and a-rockin'...

Well, I looked at my watch; it was 10:29.
If my maid gets caught she, can do her time.
I'll be reelin'... reelin' and a-rockin'...

Well, I looked at my watch; and to my surprise
A cop shined a light right in my eyes.
Didn't stop me from reelin'... reelin' and a-rockin'...

Well, I looked at my watch; it was time to go.
Got to cop a plea. and do my show.
No more reelin'... police are a-knockin'...


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