Sung by Jeb Bush to Noelle: Damn, Noelle! Caught again! Relapse! Don't do it. When you want to go do it. Relapse! Don't do it. When you want to smoke. Relapse! Don't do it. When you want to go do it. Relapse! Don't do it. When you want to snort. Damn, Noelle! Caught again! Damn, Noelle! Crack cocaine!

Sung by Noelle Bush:
I'll shoot it in the right direction.
Feeling high is my intention.
Live those dreams.
Scheme those schemes.
Got to hit me...
Hit me...
With that syringe!

Sung by Jeb Bush to Noelle:
Damn, Noelle!
Caught again!
Damn, Noelle!
Crack cocaine!

Relapse! Don't do it.
When you want to go do it.
Relapse! Don't do it.
When you want to smoke.
Relapse! Don't do it.
When you want to go do it.
Relapse! Don't do it.
When you want to snort.

Damn, Noelle!
Caught again!
Crack cocaine!
(Inside your shoe?)
Damn, Noelle!

Relapse! Don't do it.
When you want to go do it.
Relapse! Don't do it.
When you want to smoke.
Relapse! Don't do it.
When you want to go do it.
Relapse! Don't do it.
When you want to snort.

(instrumental break)

Damn, Noelle!
Caught again!
Crack cocaine!
(Inside your shoe?)
Damn, Noelle!

Relapse! Don't do it.
When you want to go do it.
Relapse! Don't do it.
When you want to smoke.
Relapse! Don't do it.
When you want to go do it.
Relapse! Don't do it.
When you want to snort...

Copyright © 2002 by Alvin Dover
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