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The political world it is explodin',
The sides are drawn and nobody's jokin',
And the CNN, has all exits polling',
And the winner's declared, so you're not even going.
Your taxes they count, but not your votin'.

But you tell me, over and over and over again, my friend...
How you don't believe that Republicans steal elections.
 
Don't you understand... what I'm tryin' to say?
Can't you hear their spin doctors getting in the way?
If they get in office, there'll be hell to pay,
No one to respect anything we say.
'Cause they never counted your vote anyway!
 
But you tell me, over and over and over again, my friend...
How you don't believe that Republicans steal elections.
 
I'm getting so mad feels like strangulation.
Or I'm sittin' here an' just complaining.
They can't twist the truth or regulation,
And their Senators won't pass fair legislation.
Their Judges won't bring clarification,
And America's respect is disintegratin'.
 
But you tell me, over and over and over again, my friend...
How you don't believe that Republicans steal elections.
 
The Secretary of State, she took her orders.
Then Georgie Bush he sent his lawyers!
You're wondering if your vote was counted,
Or was it changed; your vote re-routed.
It's his brother's state, oh, ain't that strange?
And you wonder why we're all in rage?
 
But you tell me, over and over and over again, my friend...
How you don't believe that Republicans steal elections.

But I'll tell you, over and over and over again, my friend...
Ah, you won't believe they're Republicans of Destruction!

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