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Right Winger
(Sung to the tune of "Goldfinger" from the James Bond movie)
By Dennis Baer & Bill Tong


(instrumental intro)

Right Winger.
Shrub's the Man,
The Man with a right wing crutch.
A frightening putsch.
He's a gun slinger.
Reckons he'll pretend to be president.
Their bribes well spent.

Bold are words he will pour in your ear.
It's his lies; we despise what we hear.
For the whole world knows he's a blister,
Filled with pus; he's toxic, Mister...

Right Winger.
Shrub's the Man,
The Man with a right wing crutch.
A frightening putsch.
He's a gun slinger.
Reckons he'll pretend to be president.
Their bribes well spent.

Right Winger,
Hey, world, beware of what you're told.
His heart is cold.
Big Oil means black gold.
Cheney's gold.
Dubya's gold.
They love gold.
They do as they're told.
Just as told.
Big Oil's toad!


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