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Living In A Reagan Paradise
(Sung to the tune of "Amish Paradise" by Weird Al Yankovic)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com
As we look back at the 80’s, it occurs to me
Conservatives want things the way they used to be
They want the deficits going very high
'Cause it’s the corporation bonds they want to buy

They want the threat of war over our head
So they can rattle their swords and make more dead
They wanted to sell missiles to enemies of the state
And tore up the constitution, they just couldn’t wait

Say the government is crooked and can’t be trusted
Yet it turns out most of their crooks have been  busted
Toted guns down south in an undeclared war
They believed in mayhem like never before

(CHORUS):
They want to ruin all our lives
Living in a Reagan Paradise
No more government in our lives
Living in a Reagan Paradise

Give the corporations our lives
Living in a Reagan Paradise
Pushing the deficits out of site
Living in a Reagan Paradise

Conservatives want to turn back the country’s clock
Back to when Reagan and Bush put us in hock
They’d go back even further if they could
Where women and blacks don’t vote, yes they would

They want things like they were in the 80’s
Where the only one’s making it were GOP buddies
Reagan ran up the deficit, they can’t take that back
Now conservatives say it was the best thing, imagine that

Making our kids and their kids pay off debt
Why that’s just another GOP losing bet
And they want to put more Supreme Court judges
Who have no more thought processes then sponges

(Can you say Thomas?)

(Repeat Chorus)

So now the GOP is pushing for more tax cuts
They say it will stimulate the economy, what nuts
Greenspan’s been trying to slow down the train
Yet the GOP keeps crying out Reagan’s refrain

It’s so clear that Republican’s just don’t care
They know that the corporations will pay their fare
And put the screws on the little guys, like you and  me
Just so that Republicans can be even more greedy

 (Repeat Chorus)



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