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Right Wing Bilge
(Sung to the tune of "Margaritaville" by Jimmy Buffett)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com

(instrumental intro)

Denying my mistake, watching the Dow break,
All of the people losing their toil,
Stopping the long string, now on the downswing,
Hear those chumps, they're beginning to boil.

CHORUS:
Wasting away the surplus on my right wing bilge,
Spinning all my real hidden costs,
My people claim that Bill Clinton's to blame,
But they know... that it's all my fault.

Don't know the reason, that I cut them this season,
Tax revenue slowed, but I ignored it too,
Now, it's a real beauty, and I'm in real doodie,
How I got here I haven't a clue.

Wasting away the surplus on my right wing bilge,
Spinning all my real hidden costs,
My people claim that Bill Clinton's to blame,
But they know... that it's all my fault.

My positions flip-flop,
But tax cuts will not stop.
Cut my deals, press spinnin' it back home,
My friends' new spending bender,
And soon they will render,
A brand new concoction that helps me hang on.

Wasting away the surplus on my right wing bilge,
Spinning all my real hidden costs,
My people claim that Bill Clinton's to blame,
But they know... that it's all my fault.

Yes, my people claim that Bill Clinton's to blame,
And I know it's my own damn fault.

(instrumental ending)



Here's an alternate version of this parody: Cheating Skill
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