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Shrub Can't Get It Together
(Sung to the tune of "Love Will Keep Us Together" by The Captain & Tennille")

(instrumental intro)

Shrub... Shrub can't get it together.
Thinking's too hard; he'll never
Be caught talking without his throng;
Stringing along... the press's hounds
Bush is not very strong.

We gotta stop
The evil George W.
Stop... the unthinking W.
Crooked at heart, we know Shrub
Can't get it together...
Not ever...

(Bush:)
"Rule... rule belongs to me know.
All must agree with me now."

We've said it before, and we'll say it again.
Shrub is pretend.
Won't heed his crown, and we won't heed him when

We gotta stop
The evil George W.
Stop... the unthinking W.
Crooked at heart, we know Shrub
Can't get it together...
Not ever...

Dumb, but powerful.
Vote our way; this crook will be gone.
The Bush Brothers, though they scoff,
Voters are turning upon,
They will, they will, they will...
They... will... be there to say "remember."
Shrub can't get it together.

We've said it before, and we'll say it again.
Shrub is pretend.
Won't heed his crown, and we won't heed him when

We gotta stop
The evil George W.
Stop... the unthinking W.
Crooked at heart, we know Shrub
Can't get it together...

(long instrumental break)

We gotta stop
The evil George W.
Stop... the unthinking W.
Crooked at heart, we know Shrub
Can't get it together...



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