My regent Uncle, V.P. Dick Cheney
Creeps into my room every night,
Just to pat my head and to whisper:
"Go to sleep - everything's all right."
I close my eyes, and drift away.
And in the magic night, I hear them say:
"God help us all! He's gone insane.
And wants to go attack Hussein."
In dreams, I start a war.
In dreams, I watch from afar.
In dreams, I'm brave and mean.
But we all know it's just a dream.
But in the morn, when I awake,
I realize I'm just a fake.
I'd be nothing if it hadn't been for Dad.
I hope I never make him mad.
Too bad, it only seems
I'm halfway smart in my dreams.
Only in dreams.
In beautiful dreams.
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