Bush now is up, must come down
Spinnin' fool got to hit ground
Stalkin' him are troubles, when he's tryin' to win
Hide, you tainted phony, you're a spinnin' fool, spin!

You got big money and a White House home
Spinnin' fool, have you grown?
Stalkin' you are troubles, a win you didn't earn
Hide, you tainted phony, you're a spinnin' fool, burn!

Did you find the election bind
Up your hate, your narrow getaway?
Could you find a direction sign?
All is not fine, in your small mind.
Who'll show you your troubles are for real?

(instrumental break)

Norton's waiting just for you
Spinnin' fool, spin untrue
Drop all pollution in the river side
Hide, you tainted phony, you're a spinnin' fool, hide!

(long jazz instrumental break)

Ashcroft's waiting just for you
Spinnin' fool, spin untrue
Stop all abortions when Ashcroft takes sides
Hide, you tainted phony, you're a spinnin' fool, hide!

(instrumental ending)

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