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Spin Well Wizard
(Sung to the tune of "Pin Ball Wizard" by The Who)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com
Ever since Bush was a young boy,
Dad taught him to lie real well
Wants the White House after Austin
He still has more lies to sell
But you ain't seen nothing like him
That you could really tell
That real dumb and blind fool
Sure knows how to spin real well!

He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Feeding off his handlers
Always playing mean.
He sticks by institutions,
Wanting rules to fall.
That real dumb and blind fool
Sure knows how to spin real well!

He's a spin well wizard
There has got to be a twist.
A spin well wizard,
He's got such a long list.

'How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so good?'

Truth ain't much a distraction
Can't hear those questions asked,
Just see facts as fiction
Rules by cash that's stashed
Always has a reply,
'n' never checks at all...
That real dumb and blind fool
Sure knows how to spin real well!

We thought Rush was
The lyin' fable king.
But we just handed
Our spin well crown to Bush.

Given his usual fable
He can beat the rest.
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest.
He's got crazy tax cut notions
Never seen him sell...
That real dumb and blind fool
Sure knows how to spin real well!!!!!



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