It Hits The Spot, Spot, Spot

It Hits The Spot, Spot, Spot
Attorney General John Ashcroft reportedly leads public sing alongs of his own patriotic songs at the Department of Justice, much to the dismay of many of his federal employees
(Sung to the tune of "Hot, Hot, Hot" by Buster Poindexter)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com

(As Sung By Attorney General John Ashcroft)

(instrumental intro)

Ole ole ole, Ole ole!
Ole ole ole, Ole ole!...
My song's called "Let The Eagle Soar."
It hits the spot, spot, spot.
"Soar with freedom in her breast."
It hits the spot, spot, spot.
"From rocky coast to golden shore."
I want all statues properly dressed.
With none exposing her chest.
Let my ego soar!
Yeah, we'll lower the boom.
It hits the spot, spot, spot.
It hits the spot, spot, spot.
"As the land beneath her sighs, W. is my king!"
It hits the spot, spot, spot.
Anoint me with cooking oil, let's sing to my song
It hits the spot, spot, spot.
"This country's far too young to die.
We can make it, if we try.
Music's sweet, I can't resist."
Oh, let my ego soar.

Yeah, we'll lower the boom.
It hits the spot, spot, spot.
It hits the spot, spot, spot.

Ole ole ole, Ole ole!
Ole ole ole, listen to me!
Ole ole ole, Ole ole!
Ole ole ole, listen to me!

(instrumental break)

Yeah, we'll lower the boom.
It hits the spot, spot, spot.
It hits the spot, spot, spot.
It hits the spot, spot, spot.
It hits the spot, spot, spot...

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