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Stem Cells
(Sung to the tune of "Rag Doll" by Aerosmith)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com


(As sung by Dubya:)

(instrumental intro)

Stem cells, decidin' like a phony.
More cash, private owner beauties.
Cell lines, they'll never see ya.
Close the research door, man.

This time, took the way that's easy.
Rove says, come on up and see me.
Stem cells, lazy way for me.
Like I've done before.

I'm feelin' like my Dad's boy.
MMM... Just a-like my Dad's boy.
I'm trippin' up research now.
Throwin' it away with my new ploy.
Karl Rove's talkin' real loud.
Talking about my right wing crowd.

Try and sell me on his new scheme.
More restrictions then it seems.
Say, easy access on the cell lines.
Keep a lid on the researchin' guys.
Now in tizzy, red tape 'til they're dizzy.
Sick folks'll wait until they're put out of their misery.

Stem cells, decidin' like a phony.
More cash, private owner beauties.
Cell lines, they'll never see ya.
Close the research door, man.

This time, took the way that's easy.
Rove says, come on up and see me.
Stem cells, lazy way for me.
Like I've done before.

Yes, I'm movin',
Yes, decidin'
Get ready for the big lie.
Tap dancing on a land mine.
Yes, I'm smirkin',
Yes, I'm movin'
Now in tizzy, red tape 'til they're dizzy.
Sick folks'll wait until they're put out of their misery.

Stem cells, decidin' like a phony.
More cash, private owner beauties.
Cell lines, they'll never see ya.
Close the research door, man.

This time, took the way that's easy.
Rove says, come on up and see me.
Stem cells, lazy way for me.
Lazy way for me.
Lazy way for me.
Like I done before.
Huh huh

Yes, I'm movin',
Yes, decidin'
Get ready for the big lie.
Tap dancing on a land mine.
Yes, I'm smirkin', Yes, I'm movin'
Now in tizzy, red tape 'til they're dizzy.
Sick folks'll wait until they're put out of their misery.

Stem cells, decidin' like a phony.
More cash, private owner beauties.
Cell lines, they'll never see ya.
Close the research door, man.

This time, took the way that's easy.
Rove says, come on up and see me.
Stem cells, lazy way for me.
Like I done before.

Stem cells, decidin' like a phony.
More cash, private owner beauties.
Cell lines, they'll never see ya.
Close the research door, man.

This time, took the way that's easy.
Rove says, come on up and see me.
Stem cells, lazy way for me.
Like I done before.


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