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The Stock Market Song
(Sung to the tune of "The Caisson Song")
Guest song parody by Leo

(instrumental intro)

Over hill, over dale, stocks are in a big fire sale
And the market keeps crashing along.
Down and out, itís wacked out, itís a rout, weíre knocked out
And the market keeps crashing along.

Then itís ďHi, hi, hee!Ē investors all want to flee
Wall Street, itís crashing, ainít so strong
And where-eíer you go, you will always know
That the market keeps crashing along.

The NASDAQ, the Dow Jones, want to cry and want to moan
See the market keep crashing along.
What to do, we donít know, stocks are at all-time lows
And the market keeps crashing along.

Then itís ďHi, hi, hee!Ē itís a big catastrophe
This mess, itís so long and prolonged
And where-eíer you go, you will always know
That the market keeps crashing along.

Markets fall, day and night, will things ever be all right
And the market keeps crashing along.
C-E-Os, soon in jail, maybe thatíll end this tale
And the market keeps crashing along.

Then itís ďHi, hi, hee!Ē itís a big calamity
Our stocks, now they donít seem so strong
But where-eíer you go, you will always know
That the market keeps crashing along.
That the market keeps crashing along.

(repeat and fade)


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