Stupid, call back your troops, And admit you went "Oops!" Straight back on to the ranch... With you, with you! Stupid, please hear our cry, And let Air Force One fly straight back on to the ranch... with you. Now, I don't mean to vote for you, 'cause we're in distress. You threw away our economic big happiness. And you went to war for reasons that don't exist. Now we're in a fix. So... Stupid, call back your troops, And admit you went "Oops!" Straight back on to the ranch... With you, with you! Stupid, please hear our cry, And let Air Force One fly straight back on to the ranch... with you.

Now, Stupid, if we win and kick you right out of D.C.
I promise we will fix up your incompetency.
I know that can win this time, we don't have to steal.
And this you can feel! So...

Stupid, call back your troops,
And admit you went "Oops!"
Straight back on to the ranch...
With you, with you!
Stupid, please hear our cry,
And let Air Force One fly
straight back on to the ranch... with you.

Now, Stupid... don't you hear me?
Sick of you! We'll beat you!
Stupid!

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