You're Dubya's pet;
His English poodle.
You'll agree with everything
Bush comes out with.
Sit down have some tea,
Talk something silly.

Don't believe in fear.
Don't believe in faith.
Leapt to Dubya's defense.
"Woof-woof!" you said.

Stupid Blair.
Stupid Blair.
Bomb civilians to look good,
In front of George Bush.

(instrumental break)

What drives you on
Dubya's insane vision?
You'll completely nod.
You're nothing but a turd.

Don't believe in love.
Don't believe in hate.
Leapt to Dubya's defense.
That - you can't wait.

Stupid Blair.
Stupid Blair.
Can't believe you're a fake.
Reject your clean-cut image.

(instrumental break)

Don't believe in fear.
Don't believe in pain.
Don't believe in anyone.
But the Texas moron.

Stupid Blair.
Stupid Blair.
All you had you wasted.
A weasel like your master.

Stupid Blair.
Stupid Blair.
Can't believe you're a fake.
Reject your clean-cut image.

Stupid Blair.
Stupid Blair.
Can't believe you're a fake.
You bloody Brit.

Stupid Blair...

Copyright © 2002 by Alvin Dover
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