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It Should Never Rain In Sunny Caleefawnya
(Sung to the tune of "It Never Rains In Southern California" by Albert Hammond)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(As sung by California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, regarding recent storms that hit the West Coast)

(instrumental intro)

I am going to reign here past 2007.
So, rain, go away; come back again some other day.
Gov'nor Ahnold wants to play, you see.
More fun than the movies.
I'm cool... I'm still cool.

It should never rain in sunny Calee-fawn-ya.
But I've heard about changed climate talk before.
It never rains in Calee-fawn-ya,
Although globe is warming,
Bush snores... man, he snores...

Rain fell hard, and I had said,
Why's it raining cats and dogs instead?
Why thunderstorms, and floods we dread?
Not sunny like Rome?

It never rains in Calee-fawn-ya,
Although globe is warming,
Bush snores... man, he snores...

(instrumental break)

Folks would sell their flood-soaked homes, if rain invaded.
Disasters yet unknown, in Golden State.
Don't blame me; sunshine, I'm countin'
More sunshine, I am countin'.
No more headaches... no more headaches.

It should never rain in sunny Calee-fawn-ya.
But I've heard about changed climate talk before.
It never rains in Calee-fawn-ya,
Although globe is warming,
Bush snores... man, he snores...


More Guest Song Parodies by Alvin Dover
Here are alternate versions of this parody:

Right Wing Wants To Reign In All Of California
He's Determined To Bring Pain To California
More George W. Bush song parodies from The Dubya Song Book!


Copyright © 2005 by Alvin Dover
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