Suspicious Files

Suspicious Files
Dubya has buried Poppy Bush's papers, Enron files, Harken Energy files, Halliburton files, etc.
(Sung to the tune of "Suspicious Minds" by Elvis Presley)
Guest song parody by Darrell Decker

As sung by pResident Shrub to Poppy Bush:

(instrumental intro)

I'm caught in a trap.
Hey, Pop - help out!
They say I did some inside trading.
Poppy, just see
What they're doing to me!
If I get a huge fine, I ain't paying.

Can't shake the press off; they want...
Those suspicious files.
They'll see my past; I'll get reamed...
Those suspicious files.

So if a friend from the past
Has a favor to ask
Would doing it get me in big trouble?
Kenny Boy's outside
Asking for a free ride
Too bad I'm gonna have to bust his bubble

Can't shake the press off; they want...
Those suspicious files.
They'll see my past; I'll get reamed...
Those suspicious files.

(Slower tempo:)
Lock up that file archive!
Keep secrets from prying eyes.
We can't let a good thing die.
Got lots of lyin' to do.
Mmm, yeah, yeah... yeah, yeah...

I'm caught in a trap.
Hey, Pop - help out!
They say I did some inside trading.
Poppy, just see
What they're doing to me!
If I get a huge fine, I ain't paying...

Can't shake the press off; they want...
Those suspicious files.
They'll see my past; I'll get reamed...
Those suspicious files.

(fade)

An alternate version of this parody from the 2000 Election recount: Suspicious Finds
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