SUV (Sung to the tune of "Mercedes-Benz" by Janis Joplin)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover,
alvindover@hotmail.com (instrumental intro)
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a big SUV?
My friends all drive Excursions
I want one for me
A baby boomer fetish
To appear youthful and hip
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a big SUV?
Oh Lord, won't you buy me an HDTV?
With a 90-inch screen and three DVDs?
Have four thousand channels
I know I don't need.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me an HDTV?
SUV
