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The Taliban Can
(Sung to the tune "The Candy Man" by Sammy Davis Jr.)
Guest song parody by Yobaby Ruth, yobabyruth@yahoo.com


(instrumental intro)

Who can take a sunrise... sprinkle it with death?
Cover it with sickness, and a psychopath or two
The Taliban..., oh the Taliban can.
The Taliban can, 'cause they mix it full of hate,
And make their world taste bad.

Who can take a nation... starve it half to death?
Add some mass oppression, and then suck away their breath
The Taliban... the Taliban can!
The Taliban can, 'cause they mix it full of hate,
And make their world taste bad.

The Taliban hates every woman's face.
She will never have salvation.
Now you talk about a child's starvation.
And the lack of education.

Oh, who can take tomorrow, steal away a dream?
Multiply the sorrow and cause the world to scream.
The Taliban... oh the Taliban can!
The Taliban can 'cause they mix it full of hate,
And make the world taste bad.

(long instrumental break)

Who can take a nation... starve it half to death?
Add some mass oppression and then suck away their breath
The Taliban, the Taliban can
The Taliban can 'cause they mix it full of hate
And make the world taste bad

Oh, who can take tomorrow... steal away a dream?
Multiply the sorrow and cause the world to scream.
The Taliban... oh the Taliban can!
The Taliban can, 'cause they mix it full of hate,
And make the world taste bad.

The Taliban removes any part that moves
So many hands and feet collected.
Bleed to death -- you disrepected!
They've got their rationale perfected.

Who can take a mother, and shoot her in the street?
She dared to open up her mouth and actually speak.
The Taliban... the Taliban can!
The Taliban can 'cause they mix it full of hate,
And make the world taste bad.
Oh, their world so bad!...


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Here is George W. Bush version of this song parody:  The Pander Man

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