You'll
Never Talk Alone (Sung to the tune of "You'll Never Walk Alone" from the musical, "Carousel")
Guest song parody by Lydia Theys,
LydiaTheys@aol.com (As sung by Bush's handlers to Dubya)
When you talk to the press,
Keep your script in your hand,
And do not use words of your own!
Though this may seem severe,
Let's be practical here...
And recall those debates nearly blown!
Talk on about kids...
Talk on about dreams...
Though the questions be on other things.
Talk on, talk on, but let us be sure...
That you'll never talk alone...
You'll never talk alone!