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Tellin' A Lie
(Sung to the tune of "Stayin' Alive"  by The Bee Gees)
Guest song parody by Michael Pacholek

(As sung by pResident Dubya)

(instrumental intro)

Well, you can tell by the way I hurt the poor,
I'm Republican, won't help no more.
Talkin' loud and doin' harm.
I've been privileged since I was born.

And now it's all right, it's OK, I'm gonna make the lib'rals pay.
I can't try to understand the New York Times, I'm stupid, man!

Didn't need my brother, I'm elected like no other.
Now I'm tellin' a lie, tellin' a lie.
Taxes are a-cuttin' and I'm really helpin' somethin'.
Now I'm tellin' a lie, tellin' a lie.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, tellin' a lie, tellin' a lie.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, tellin' a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie...

Well now, I get low and I get high.
And I make a million Iraqis die.
Who cares if you're in poverty?
I found Saddam's WMD.

And now it's all right, it's OK, if Osama lives another day.
I can't try to understand the New York Times, I'm stupid, man!

Didn't need my brother, I'm elected like no other.
Now I'm tellin' a lie, tellin' a lie.
Taxes are a-cuttin' and I'm really helpin' somethin'.
Now I'm tellin' a lie, tellin' a lie.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, tellin' a lie, tellin' a lie.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, tellin' a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie...

I'm goin' somewhere, gone back to Crawford.
Get re-elected, yeah!
I'm goin' somewhere, gone back to Crawford.
Get re-elected, yeah!
I'm tellin' a lie!

Well, you can tell by the way I hurt the poor,
I'm Republican, won't help no more.
Talkin' loud and doin' harm.
I've been privileged since I was born.

And now it's all right, it's OK, I'm gonna make the lib'rals pay.
I can't try to understand the New York Times, I'm stupid, man!

Didn't need my brother, I'm elected like no other.
Now I'm tellin' a lie, tellin' a lie.
Taxes are a-cuttin' and I'm really helpin' somethin'.
Now I'm tellin' a lie, tellin' a lie.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, tellin' a lie, tellin' a lie.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, tellin' a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie...

I'm goin' somewhere, gone back to Crawford.
Get re-elected yeah!
I'm goin' somewhere, gone back to Crawford
Get re-elected yeah!
I'm tellin' a lie!

(repeat and  fade)



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