(instrumental intro) Electoral chaos to blame,  So they counted ballots again. 'Til right wing rioters came,  And stormed Miami-Dade. Bush had two hundred fifty-five,  Without Florida, he'd never survive Supreme Court rang the vote count bell Saw this crime last November, now go tell...

THE BUSH FLORIDA THUG MOB Top 10 Goons

The right wing tricksters came to town.
See all the hell they're raising.
The right wing tricksters came to town.
These ditto monkeys were singing, they went:
"Dubya, Dubya... Dubya, Dubya, Dubya..."

Gore didn't win in Tennessee,
But Ashcroft lost Missouri.
Made us sick to see how Gore was
Robbed of his victory.
Though Dubya's head is made of wood,
But he don't care, 'cause Big Money made good.
Just took out of greed, and screwed the rest.
The Supreme Court put an end to the big contest.

The right wing tricksters came to town.
See all the hell they're raising.
The right wing tricksters came to town.
These ditto monkeys were singing, they went:
"Dubya, Dubya... Dubya, Dubya, Dubya..."

Like his father before him,
Joined the right wing band.
And like his brother in Florida,
His kind of theft was "grand."
Bush could not win clean, pouts he gave.
He can thank Kate Harris for her save.
He'd tear up the law to stop defeat.
We're amazed and we crack up when we see Bush cheat.

The right wing tricksters came to town.
See all the hell they're raising.
The right wing tricksters came to town
These ditto monkeys were singing, they went:
"Dubya, Dubya... Dubya, Dubya, Dubya..."

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