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Twin Sister
(Sung to the tune of "Little Sister" by Elvis Presley)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(As sung by Barbara Bush to her twin, Jenna)
 
(instrumental intro)

Twin sister, don't you...
Twin sister, don't you...
Twin sister, don't you lose your sense of balance.
Your chic, your style and your pizzazz.
Twin sister, let's drink to the citations of the past.

Well - how's my twin sister?
Been drinking even more?
You think you're twice as good as you are
Watch out - I'll even up the score!

Twin sister, don't you.
Twin sister, don't you.
Twin sister, don't you lose your sense of balance.
Your chic, your style and your pizzazz.
Twin sister, let's drink to the citations of the past.

A glass of cognac is not enough.
A fifth of peach schnapps is the stuff.
For dad - any less than a six-pack's a sin.
For the twins - several gallons of gin.

Twin sister, don't you...
Twin sister, don't you...
Twin sister, don't you lose your sense of balance.
Your chic, your style and your pizzazz.
Twin sister, let's drink to the citations of the past.

Have some Madeira, my dear.
It's very much nicer than beer.
Don't care for sherry, one cannot drink stout.
A bottle of wine - I can't do without.

Twin sister, don't you...
Twin sister, don't you...
Twin sister, don't you lose your sense of balance.
Your chic, your style and your pizzazz.
Twin sister, let's drink to the citations of the past...


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