Twin sister, don't you...
Twin sister, don't you...
Twin sister, don't you lose your sense of balance.
Your chic, your style and your pizzazz.
Twin sister, let's drink to the citations of the past.

Well - how's my twin sister?
Been drinking even more?
You think you're twice as good as you are
Watch out - I'll even up the score!

Twin sister, don't you.
Twin sister, don't you.
Twin sister, don't you lose your sense of balance.
Your chic, your style and your pizzazz.
Twin sister, let's drink to the citations of the past.

A glass of cognac is not enough.
A fifth of peach schnapps is the stuff.
For dad - any less than a six-pack's a sin.
For the twins - several gallons of gin.

Twin sister, don't you...
Twin sister, don't you...
Twin sister, don't you lose your sense of balance.
Your chic, your style and your pizzazz.
Twin sister, let's drink to the citations of the past.