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Twins Just Wanna Have Rum
(Sung to the tune of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(As Sung By The Bush Twins):

(instrumental intro)

We came home one morning drunk.
Our mother says, "When you gonna live your lives right?"
Oh mother dear we didn't really drank that much tonight
Oh mom, we wanna have fun
First twins just wanna have fun!

The phone rings in the middle of the night
Your pRez yells, "Whatcha two gonna do with your lives?"
Oh daddy dear you know it's just youthful indiscretion
Your twins, they wanna have rum.
First twins just wanna have...
That's all we really want, or bourbon.
When your girls school days are done.
Oh dad, we wanna have fun.
First twins just wanna have rum!

(instrumental break)

Oh please, take us with you at the ranch.
Dad, we promise not to lug a whole bunch..
We just wanna walk under the sun.
Your twins, they wanna have rum.
First twins just wanna have...
That's all we really want, or bourbon.
When your girls school days are done.
Your twins, just wanna have fun.
First twins just wanna have rum!

Just wanna, just wanna,
Just wanna, just wanna...
Twins just wanna have fun!
Just wanna, just wanna,
Just wanna, just wanna...
Twins just want to have um!...


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