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Unhappy Christmas
(Sung to the tune "Happy Christmas (War Is Over)" by John Lennon)
By Alvin Dover & Bill Tong


(instrumental intro)

The POTUS is bogus.
Yeah, Shrub, you're still dumb.
Your first year is over.
Our freedom's now gone.

The POTUS is bogus.
But he thinks it's fun.
Yeah, Shrub is a weird one.
We're told he's a dunce.

The POTUS is bogus.
Just a dumb right wing clown.
Was never elected.
But was handed the crown!

Was merry last Christmas.
Was installed on his throne.
He pissed off the world.
Trying to go it alone.

The POTUS is bogus.
He speaks for the strong.
For rich ones, not poor ones.
His far right wing throng.

The POTUS is bogus.
So Ashcroft and Ari,
Rove, Powell and Condi
All prop up their dummy.

Not so Merry Christmas.
Not so Happy New Year.
The Shrub is still brainless.
Tryin' to rule us through fear.
 
Not so Merry Christmas.
Not so Happy New Year.
Led by the No Good Dunce.
He's no cause for cheer.
 
Not so Merry Christmas.
Not so Happy New Year.
If Bush's war ends soon,
He's doomed in three years.

War's not over, 'cause Bush wants it.
War's not over, 'cause Bush wants it.
War's not over, 'cause Bush wants it.
War's not over, 'cause Bush wants it.


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