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The W. Song
Satire about the Bush administration's big lie about alleged vandalism by departing Clinton staffers
New MIDI accompaniment was sequenced by Ron Tilden - Thanks, Ron!
(Sung to the tune of "The Coconut Song" by Harry Nilsson)
Guest song parody by Sara Rose, ariel@runesofao.com

(instrumental intro)

Clinton staffers had to leave, 'cause Dubya had won
Before the staffers had to leave they thought they'd have some fun.
And so they took all the W's and taped 'em all up
Oh yes they took all the W's and taped 'em all up
Oh yes they took all the W's and taped 'em all up
The Dubya staffers came to work, they called the Press Corps, very mad,
Said "Press Corps, is there nothing we can do?"
They said "Press Corps, to get back our W's?"
They said "Press Corps, is there nothing we can do?"
They said "Press Corps, do you have some Super Glue?"

We're trying not to laugh
The staffers took all the W's and taped 'em all up
The staffers took all the W's and taped 'em all up
The staffers took all the W's and taped 'em all up
The staffers took all the W's, you called the Press Corps, very mad,
Said "Press Corps, is there nothing we can do?"
You said "Press Corps, to get back our W's?"
You said "Press Corps, is there nothing we can do?"
You said "Press Corps, do you have some Super Glue?"

You take down all the W's from up above the doorways
And you find all the W's they hid from you in more ways,
You take down all the W's, stick them where they go,
You take down all the W's and then you'll be in business."
Haa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Staffers took the W's, they took all they could find.
They crawled around and looked around and nearly lost their minds,
They couldn't find all the W's, didn't know what to do
They couldn't find all the W's, called the Press Corps, very mad,
Said "Press Corps, is there nothing we can do?"
They said "Press Corps, to get back our W's?"
They said "Press Corps, is there nothing we can do?"
And the Press Corps, they tried to set them straight.

You go straight to the Pentagon and they'll know what to do
Go straight to the Pentagon and get more W's
The Pentagon will sell them just a hundred clams a key
Go straight to the Pentagon, you're such a silly staff!
Go over to the Pentagon to get your W's, just
Go over to the Pentagon and they'll know what to do
Go straight to the Pentagon and then you'll be in business.

Oh no! How ever will we pay?
They said oh no! We don't have that cash, no way!
They said yow! How ever will we pay?
They said yow! We don't have that cash no way!
They said Press Corps, has to be another way.
They said Press Corps, without having to pay.
They said Press Corps, has to be another way.
They said Press Corps, we're not a silly staff!

Take the money that Shrubby got from his inauguration
Take the money that Shrubby got in that situation
Take the money that Shrubby got and buy the keys you need
Take the money that Shrubby got and you'll be back in business.

Yes, you'll be back in business. You'll be back in business.
Take the money that Shrubby got and you'll be back in business
Take the money that Shrubby got and you'll be back in business
Take the money that Shrubby got and you'll be back in business
Take the money that Shrubby got and you'll be back in business
Just take ole Shrubby's mo-o-o-o-o-ney!


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