George W. Bush was a wiggler
His parents didn't know what to do
'Cause George W will start to wiggle
Whenever he hear a word with letter W

And W would wiggle
When it's almost time to wake-up
And W would wiggle
When it's about time to work

He couldn't eat a waffle
'Cause he wiggled at the thought
And poor little George W
Even wiggled when he walked

When he hears the word - 'well-adjusted'
Poor W would wiggle
When he hears the word- 'whodunit'
Poor W would wiggle

(instrumental break)

Well, he couldn't sit still
No matter how he tried
It seemed that every other word
Had a W inside

Then one day a great idea
Occurred to George W
He'd channel all that wiggling to his toes
And they could wiggle in his shoes

And W, he'd be the only one to know
He's stopped wiggling at the sound of W
But his parents were still a bit confused
By the holes they've found in W's shoes...
 

Copyright © 2002 by Alvin Dover
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