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Wag The Dog
Bush desperately wants to attack Iraq to save his regime and his party in the 2002 elections
(Sung to the tune of "Rock The Boat" by The Hues Corporation)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(instrumental intro)

So, we'd like to know why... you're on vacation.
Yes, we'd like to know - do you care for the nation?
Wag the dog - don't wag the dog, Dubya
Wag the dog - poll numbers down, Dubya?
Wag the dog - don't wag the dog, Dubya
Wag the dog-g-g-g-g...

Spent our surplus by relieving the rich of tax
You hid Poppy's secrets, and revised the facts.
While you hid out at your ranch, missed the terror plot.
Your handlers said you were in the dark, but you were not.
Election surprise could be set in motion.
Yes, a war against Iraq could be your magical potion.

So, we'd like to know why... you're on vacation.
Yes, we'd like to know - do you care for the nation?
Wag the dog - don't wag the dog, Dubya
Wag the dog - poll numbers down, Dubya?
Wag the dog - don't wag the dog, Dubya
Wag the dog-g-g-g-g...

So you won't say when you're gonna hit Iraq.
Without war, you ratings would drop like a rock.
He'll do what's needed just to keep his throne.
If no allies want to help him, then he's alone.
Election surprise could be set in motion.
Yes, a war against Iraq could be your magical potion.

So, we'd like to know why... you're on vacation.
Yes, we'd like to know - do you care for the nation?
So, we'd like to know why... you're on vacation.
Yes, we'd like to know - do you care for the nation?

Wag the dog - don't wag the dog, Dubya
Wag the dog - poll numbers down, Dubya?
Wag the dog - don't wag the dog, Dubya
Wag the dog - poll numbers down, Dubya?

(repeat last verse and fade)



Here is an Election 2000 version of this parody: Hock The Vote
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